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February 28 2013

"What do you think?” asked Dumbledore. He might have been asking Harry's opinion on whether it was a good site for a picnic.
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January 26 2013

Oh, I would never dream of assuming I know all Hogwarts’ secrets, Igor. Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.
Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
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January 03 2013

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling.
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December 29 2012

September 28 2012

Interviewer: Unfortunately your world record for selling the most books was over taken by "50 shades of grey".

J.K. Rowling: Yes, imagine how many copies I would've sold if Harry was a bit more creative with his wand.
The Literary Life
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September 11 2012

Magical Me by Gilderoy Lockhart
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April 04 2012

If Soup Trained for the Hunger Games

  • Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
  • Me: Sonic it.
  • Me: Get the salt.
  • Me: Fake your own death.
  • Me: Expelliarmus.
  • Me: Use the Force.
  • Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
  • Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.
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March 15 2012

March 06 2012

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Epilogue -  Read by Stephen Fry

@james-word: "Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

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February 13 2012

The Three Broomsticks by Zac Gorman
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January 21 2012

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IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT ARRESTED FOR PIRACY

  • INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS

UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”

“OH MY GOD THE DOCTOR WHO FANS ARE TRYING TO CONVERT THE OTHER FANDOMS AGAIN SHIT WE NEED TO STOP THEM BEFORE ONE OF THEM GETS SONICED”

“THE SUPERNATURAL FANS KEEP STEALING SALT FROM THE CAFETERIA, DAMNIT, ALL THE FOOD IS BLAND”

“THE SHERLOCK FANDOM HAVE STOLEN ALL THE BLANKETS AND THEY’RE UPSTAIRS ON THE ROOF ROCKING BACK AND FORTH CLUTCHING JAM. AGAIN”

“CAN SOMEONE TELL THE MERLIN FANDOM THAT ‘YOU’RE THE VOICE’ IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE SONG FOR 3AM”

“THE GLEE FANDOM’S PERFORMING AN IMPROMPTU KILL-RYAN-MURPHY-WAR CHANT IN THE CAFETERIA AGAIN” “AGAIN!?” “ON THE TABLES.”

“THE PRISION BREAK FANDOM IS TRIYING YET ANOTHER WAY TO BREAK OUT”

January 17 2012

0439 db75
I'm still waiting for this announcement.
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December 30 2011

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September 08 2011

Would that I could, Lily. Would that I could.
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August 14 2011

August 07 2011

Tom Felton
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#Just so you're all aware
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